18 Chinese American seeking someone who won't laugh at my emo poems

Needs someone to take my silly tantrums, mood swings and weird broodings very seriously. In return you will get a cute girlfriend who will be bubbly and fun in public, you can take on both walks and to fancy events- just a really well trained puppy who can also please you.

About me: Normal girl, 5'4 but very clumsy and always falling over, likes naicha and haunted local mansion, would like to wear giant ballgowns but only has tiny tight dresses. LIkes puppies but too incompetent to ever own one. Doing absolute nothing in life so if you want a boss woman that's not me, I'm more the secretary who spills coffee over your million dollar deals.

I love movies- let's have a movie marathon- and very specific books. What am I looking for: Tell me why it is you! Alternatively tell me where our first date will be and why it will be in Toronto with me writing weirdo poems and you eating baguettes I guess.