1993 girlfriend for sale

Not fully loaded but can get you from point A to point B and knows how to cook AND clean

The good: empathetic, kind, loves adventures, loyal, good communication skills, can make the exact replica of Olive Garden apricot chicken

The bad: has some minor cosmetic damage (it’s dry skin season, OK?!), can be kinda clingy, hates stuffed peppers, is only 5’1 and can’t reach the top shelf to get the good cereal at the grocery store

The ugly: clearly has bad taste in men and a couple of failed relationships, sometimes eats like a 3 year old

Sold as is. No returns. Clean title, decent job, and ~sometimes~ funOntario.