21 sub looking for a femdom friend and more and also a lot of other stuff that's hard to stuff into a title

This is a genuine question, how do you write an intro for one of these things, your ASL? That's in the title dummy, a cliffnotes version of your personality? There's full paragraphs down below, a TL;DR? who the fuck puts a TL;DR before the text?? The best I can come up with is to just to tell the reader to fuck off down to the body of the text, but I'm pretty sure being that rude to the reader isn't conducive to a good first impression either so I dunno. I was gonna break down the structure of this post but it doesn't really have one. So please politely would you kindly read on. Please.

Non-freaky me: I'm into MMA, videogames and art, not huge into music but looking to get in, I enjoy getting outdoors and I struggle to find a way to describe myself without putting myself to sleep, it's an exciting life to me okay? Jokes aside I enjoy getting into the weeds of any art I consume whether it's comics, videogames, TV shows and anime, that's my main hobby I guess, diving deep into the stuff I enjoy. I also do oc lore stuff though I've kind of fallen off the wagon where that's concerned, still if anyone's keen to have a yap sesh I have more than enough material. Of course this is related to my drawing, I'm in desperate need of someone to show my art to, hell even if the rest of this doesn't appeal do drop by so I can show you what I drew last night.

Freaky me: the fun part, I'm into your pretty standard femdom fare purely because I haven't had many chances to step outside of it, but the main thing I wanna do in bed is something new, obviously not something surprising, I'm big on informed consent but this is a vast and deep world and I feel like getting my hair wet. That said here's the list of things that I'm already into: edging, ass stuff that isn't pegging, ass stuff that is pegging, spanking, gfd, degradation, not sure how to describe this but like being brought to a point where I'm desperate and then being patronised for it, giving head, bondage, blindfolding, choking, ct(CBT without the b, that shit really hurts ;-;), feet, and regular sex with me on bottom, you don't have to whip out the toolkit to have a good time!