21 looking to be... Friendzoned?

"what the fuck? Who actually wants to be friendzoned?" I'll be straight with you, it's a kink thing, but it can be more than that too. I'm looking for someone I can actually get to know and like as a friend first, who's into some freaky shit which I'll explain later down the line.

Non-freaky me: I'm into MMA, videogames and art, not huge into music but looking to get in, I enjoy getting outdoors and I struggle to find a way to describe myself without putting myself to sleep, it's an exciting life to me okay? Jokes aside I enjoy getting into the weeds of any art I consume whether it's comics, videogames, TV shows and anime, that's my main hobby.

Freaky me: here's the fun part, I'm into a very specific type of thing, basically I'm a virgin and I really enjoy speaking to sexually active women who are out of my league and being teased for the faOntario, tell me about your lives, your dates, the sexy details therein, I guess you could call it a cuck thing but it's not quite that. The difference is hard to articulate though. And of course I'm into all things femdom but that's not really what this post is about, still if you're interested I won't say no. TL;DR, tease the shit out of me for not being the type of guy you'd see sexually and basically just keep me around as a kind of virgin jester/pet.

Looks wise I'm 5'3, I have nice abs, a nice jawline, my face is more often described as cute than hot, I've got brown soft hair and big ol' blue eyes, I wear glasses and I'm white if you care.

I wanna say that I do not genuinely see myself as a lesser human being for being a virgin, I just had a relationship like the one I'm describing once and have been yearning like you couldn't believe ever since. That said, it's fun to talk about it that way.