24 US: Can I just be really reallly reeaaalllyy honest???

To preface this I am severely drunk right now, I hope that doesn’t deter you from reading this. Like everyone else I want to find the “one”. Will it happen? I don’t know. Instead of giving up I can write an overly honest description of myself and hope someone likes it enough to message me. Maybe I’ll like them too.

About me:

I’m extremely supportive, caring, and forgiving to a fault

I’m on mobile and when people talk about formatting issues I have no idea what they’re talking about because I’ve never used this site on anything other than mobile.

I’m financially stable but have no idea what I’m doing with my life

I want a chihuahua or a small dog but refuse to buy one until I have enough time to give to it

My favorite color is yellow

The coco puff commercials are the best cereal commercials

I’m a liberal

I get drunk probably once every 3 months but I love marijuana and get high probably twice a month or more

Idk what it seems like in this post but 90% of the people I meet think I’m hilarious. I feel self conscious writing that but I guess I’m saying I’m probably funny and it’s important to me that we laugh together. Humor is probably my favorite thing in the world. My humor ranges from black to straight bizarre

Yellow is my favorite color. Copper is my favorite metallic color. Most of my wardrobe is green

I’m moderately attractive but I’ve lost 100 pounds (and am still slightly chubby) and have loose skin no one can see. If that isn’t for you don’t message me. I do plan on getting it removed soon

My dream is to get a six pack

I had a somewhat hard childhood but I’m pretty ok now!!

I want someone who will be there for me just as much as I’m there for them

I love traveling and road tripping

I love nature and fresh water lakes

I LOVE billy Joel songs, Pink Floyd, queen, David Bowie, and basically a bunch of classic rock and guitar solos

I am currently failing to learn the guitar but own one and am trying to learn

I love dancing (badly)

I love bad reality tv

I’m very spiritual and meditate every day

I love talking and being light hearted

I’m usually an optimist

I want to learn Spanish

I wish me and my mom could reconcile

I love cuddling

I can give you a (mediocre) tarot card reading