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\*(insert more words that could lure in a quality guy)\*

Okay, so I’m totally joking (because what real-life girl would actually appease guys that easily, right?!) ...BUT now that I’ve lured you in under false pretenses and hopes for some bewb action, here is my half-decent attempt at trying to sway you and your FBI agent with a wall of text and 5 minutes of your life that you’ll never get back...

Also, frontloading, I have posted to a few times over the past years, but I’ve realized that I’ve been kind of going at it the wrong way. In other words, I haven’t been direct or even remotely blunt enough. In posting I have been somewhat vague and genuinely have tried not to offend or off-put anybody. BUT in doing that, I have entirely screwed myself over because I end up talking to people I don’t actually like because I feel bad or talking to people that I am not attracted to AT ALL. So tonight, in a fit of quarantine boredom, I decided to be whole-heartedly honest in what I want and see what can potentially grow from there.

**I am an elementary educator that is deeply passionate about teaching and equity within education. So much so, that not only do I teach, BUT I also work for a nonprofit community childcare organization and am in the process of getting my master's degree in education and educational leadership. So if you are illiterate and need to learn how to read (the iroOntario, I know) or need to tell a mean knock-knock joke to impress your cohort- I’m your girl! I recently watched all the Star Wars movies for the first time during quarantine and have been deep diving into reading all of the canon books and some of the legends as well. Any advice would be much appreciated! There were just too many holes in the movie plots, and I needed more! Currently also obsessed with Animal Crossing New Horizons and learning how to make the absolute BEST sourdough bread possible. I’ve been struggling with my starter, so if you’re a baker, for the love of GOD please message me. I love to go on mini hikes with my doggos, going to the beach, and would do unspeakable things to be able to go to a local brewery and try a new IPA with my friends right now. I hate the quiet and almost always have music or a binge-worthy show on in the background of my life. Oh! And the easiest way to my heart is via breakfast food, hands down. Also, fair warning, I’ll probably end up forwarding you waaayyyyy too many tik tok memes and bizarre this