26 I’mma buy you a drank

It took me 4 tries to finish this post. I kept forgetting what I was doing and getting distracted. So it’s probably good to mention I have ADHD upfront. I’m just like this. Anyway.

I’m from the Ontario US. Corn country. I live in a decently large city, but it’s surrounded by corn fields in every direction. It’s not the most interesting place to live, but it’s gorgeous here.

I spend my entire day with a single earbud in. I need the stimulation for my brain to function somewhat properly. I listen to audiobooks, podcasts (mostly true crime) and a ton of music. Like every type you can imagine. Whole lotta flava in my ear. From afropop to folk metal. But I prefer rap. Goofy rap. The sort of shit that makes you laugh. I’m really into Flatbush and all those Beastcoast guys. But my one true love is Ludacris. I still haven’t listened to Mac Miller’s posthumous album because I’m a crybaby (INFP.) I’m currently listening to Mathematics by Pivot Gang.

I play video games, but I’ve been stuck on animal crossing and Minecraft recently. And by recently I mean like the last decade at least. Stick to what you know, eh? My main activities lately have been procrastinating my adult responsibilities and cracking cold ones with the boys around my fire pit. I like to drink, I like to smoke and I like to party. And I can probably destroy you in Mario Kart completely plastered. It’s one of my many super powers.

If you’re still reading, you have a longer attention span than I do. Congrats. If you caught my vibe and like what you read, chat with me. I’m going to be up for a while.