27 No one else knows that I’ve got a problem

Good evening everyone! Sunday scaries have kicked in and I find myself here…

I’d describe myself as a neglected wife seeking that spark and excitement in my day-to-day again. Someone to be interested in me, for me, and to hear all my deepest thoughts.

I am a little on the thicker side, so please don’t bother if that’s not something you’re looking for. I also prefer to establish a legitimate connection before pic exchange - please be open to that OPSEC precaution :)

I love to cook, help others, and binge trashy television.

I hope you are smart, funOntario, and genuine. Under 50 would be nice too, but it’s not a hard no.

If you are truly interested, let me know what your death row last meal would be.

Looking forward to it!