27 Toronto/Online. Writing this from work with 7 minutes left on my sentence. Real garlic only. DM if pleasantly unhinged.

27 somewhere in Toronto, writing this at my desk with exactly 19 minutes until I'm a free man. My coworker just walked by and I minimized this like it was something worse. It wasn't. This is fine. Totally normal Thursday behavior.

Life lately has been a little monotonous. Every day bleeds into the next and I'm looking to add a variable. Okay so, about me. I spend a lot of my time working on geeky projects, I also enjoy playing my guitar and I sing sometimes. I go to the gym. I drink my coffee unsweetened and black. I cook actual food though, the kind where I have strong opinions about the type of olive oil you use, if you do. Real garlic only. If you use garlic powder we can still talk, already a little disappointed in you.

What I'm looking for is that specific middle ground. Not too serious. Not too casual, where it feels pointless. That zone where we're vibing hard enough that your subconscious starts quietly drafting a future together, but I will intellectually fight you on why my commitment issues are valid, how time is just a construct and why nothing matters. In the bedroom I'd love someone who's a complete menace behind closed doors. The more unhinged and degenerate the better. But we can unpack that later. Physically I don't have a strict type but you'd have to be someone who takes care of themselves. Somewhere on the athletic or petite spectrum. Someone that looks like they could keep up.

Make it look like you tried and I'll respond. If you're creative or pleasantly unhinged with that first message you're basically already winning.

7 minutes left. Almost there.