31 If you think the phrase ‘womb broom’ is funOntario, read me

If you like Riley Green’s facial hair, keep reading. If you’re disgusted by my title, why did you open this silly? If you’re HWP and want to laugh and chat, keep reading!

I’m just a 31 year old guy in this strange online setting. I’m not one of those people looking for love and I don’t want to change either of our situations. All I want, and to be, is the thing that takes the edge off the normal monotonous daily routines.

I don’t look like I belong here. I’m tatted, in shape, and have normal every day interests. I love being outside, I love hiking, hunting, and conservation. With the current political climate, i need to point out that I hate maga and am more into the Teddy Roosevelt type of conservation. Being that I’ve met a few people into some strange stuff, I’m kinky in a normal person way. Not an online way.

I served for a few years, and now I go from building things to working out to playing video games. I have two kids who take the lead in my life. They come first.

What am I looking for? Someone to take the edge off with. Laugh with me, make jokes, chat, keep it light and interesting. Let’s tease each other in every way possible. I’m not looking for love, I have that. I’m just greedy and maybe a little insatiable. “Match my freak”. Let’s make fun of each other and drive each other wild in the best possible ways.

Be HWP please and don’t come to me with husband bashing. I’m not your therapist.

Look forward to hearing from someone to click with!