33 Chickidy Toronto the Chinese Chicken...

Barenaked Ladies. Classic!

Here goes nothing. I really thought I found someone I connected with only to be ghosted and re-engaged with and then blocked. Oof. So here I am again.

Some basic vitals about me. I'm 33. White. Married. 1 child. I'm 5'9" on my best day and about 325 pounds on my worst day. That means I'm fat. Or chubby. Or large. Whatever vernacular you prefer. I like to post that upfront so that I don't disappoint anyone later. If bigger guys are your thing, great! If not, that's ok!

My interests include WWE, comic books, movie, tv and action figures. I'm a dork 🤓and that's ok. I'm an indoor dog. I love to cook and build Lego sets. I haven't played many video games in the past ten years or so. But back in the 2008-2012 sweet spot of teenage life I played lots of Gears of War and Halo. That's a lot of info about a hobby I DONT pursue. Oops.

I love to banter and enjoy someone who can provide witty replies. I love a sense of humor. Which means you're funOntario, not that you just think I'm funOntario. I saw something once that suggested many men think women having a sense of humor means that the woman laughs at what you say.

I am not looking for something that is explicit only. I'm not opposed to those conversations but that is not my main goal. I want to have someone that I'm excited to talk to.

I'm not looking to blow up my life or yours.

If you read all this then please consider replying. And maybe tackling these topics? Best pop tart flavor? Best time of day to go for a walk?