: I am inspired by the influx of no nonsense ads by women, so let’s lay down some hard truths …

Ads are all mostly the same. How are we supposed to know who is a good match when everybody writes the same thing?

This is my honest ad. The most honest ad you’ll ever see.

**I am a woman looking to fill an emotional need.** . I’m not needy sexually… to me, that will come when the emotional need is met. If you give me a good, heartfelt conversation, I’ll be thirsty for you for days.

**I don’t tolerate lying.** We are already risking too much to waste time with lying.

**I’m not that good looking.** People always call themselves “fit and attractive”, but how many fit attractive people are actually on this site? Truly? This is not exactly a wonderland of hotties, let’s be real. So, know up front; I’m not the type you’re going to want to show off to your friends. I look older than my age, I don’t wear a lot of makeup, and my hair is usually in a ponytail.

I’ve done this before with more than one person long term.

If you’re looking for a woman to be:

your friend,

your confidant,

your hype-guy,

the one you talk to on the phone,

the one you laugh with and have inside jokes with,

the one you get excited to FaceTime,

and your first good morning and last goodnight,

I’m for you.

If you want someone casual and fun who’s traditionally good looking, you won’t be satisfied with me.

Looking forward to hearing from anyone willing to answer this ad :)