35 look! The rare post! Quick! Everybody send your pre typed paragraphs all at the same time! Hurry!

Have lurked on this sub for awhile and finally decided to make an alt account to try for myself. I tried this before and the amount of crude messages did me in. Don’t make me regret this 😂😂
I will start with the about YOU first; if you don’t fit please save both our time. The hundreds of messages to sift through makes this shit harder than it should be.
•be married
•be a dad
•be in EST
•be yourself. Don’t send a grand fairytale of what you think women here want. Be real.
•be funny
•know what you want out of this
•be able to carry a conversation
•be willing to send a picture. A real one, no catfish please
•be over 29 and less than 48

—If you made it through your list here’s mine.
•I’m HWP. I’m not fit, but I’m not f at. I’m medium lol.
•I’m a mom
•I’ve done this before
•I want something real
•I have dark hair and dark eyes if that matters
•I have a few tattoos. Show me yours I’ll show you mine 😉

Send me a fun fact about you.