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35 Ontario, if i wrote this like a man...

📍 Vaughan

I’m fit. (I’ve been to the gym twice in the last 12 months. That qualifies, baby)

I’m handsome. (It’s true! That stripper from my buddy Steve’s bachelor party in Vegas from eight years ago told me so.)

I’m well-endowed. (I mean, I don’t look at other dudes dicks, and I’m not totally sure what “endowed” means, but I’m there sugar.)

I’m witty. (Wanna hear a joke? Wanna hear a joke? Wanna hear a joke?)

Be different, the same old stuff is boring.

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