35 Hi, Haystack! It's me, Needle

35. Male. USA (EST). Married. 5 kids.

Looking for a best friend that brings the heat.

Someone to flirt with. Give each other butterflies. Get close in ways neither of us saw coming.

I want the excitement when my phone lights up with your name — and that deflated, meh feeling on days we're both too buried to talk. The back-and-forth that starts as nothing and somehow turns into everything.

We can talk about nothing, something, and everything in between. I'm a sports guy, a movie guy, a "let's watch this random documentary at midnight" guy. Titanic is my all-time favorite — I'm a sucker for a good love story. 😬

My humor is an acquired taste that some just can't acquire. Sarcastic, occasionally witty, and very much an asshole with a huge heart.

At this point, 420 isn't a lifestyle — it's a personality trait.

I'd love to move to Snap sooner rather than later. Help me get off this site.