35 "OH LOOK! EMOTIONAL STABILITY!!"

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HA HA HA!!! GOTCHA AGAIN! Emotional Stability? HERE? That's the kind of unrealistic optimism I like in an individual! Now, according to the this site accords of 2009 (older than some of you on this sub, yikes) you're contractually obligated to finish out this post- male or female- (sorry guys but I don't make the rules, check the accords) that being said, the post starts.....NOW!

\*Insert MGM lion that roars with a tiger roar...yeah this is how you learn about that trick\*

I hate talking about myself, I'd much rather talk about you but, here we are lol. Hello lurkers! Im going to try to be quick and honest as to what I'm about and what I'm looking for. I don't want you to be lured in by false promises.

Me: I'm a Dad to a toddler and I LOVE it. I'm a nerd through and through. That guy in high school that was decent looking (like a 7/10) but didn't believe it because of crippling depression and self hatred? Right here. I often wonder how my life would have changed had I accepted even ONE confession...ah well. Spilled milk and all that. I love to Yap! I prefer voice messaging because you can take your time with it and you get so much more emphasis than with just texting. Not to say I won't, I will, VERY often too.

My stats:

Race: Black. I state this first because when people talk to me they think Caucasian and then their disappointment is immeasurable. They've can't believe I've done this. But I am who I am (INSERT FEMININE NAME HERE)!!

Build: Stocky with dad bod I'd say and I worked damn hard for it! I'd say I'm well proportioned and I look like I belong on the Offensive line...well because I was in HS for a time before I felt the call of the arts and chose to not be prone to concussions!

Personality: I'm extra. I like to yap. I LOVE to yap. Also, slow to trust. As my best friend says (Queen that she is) \\\*achem\\\* "Bitch gotta keep her head on a swivel, cuz n\\\*ggas ain't shit and bitches aren't either." Actually, that was a lie. She said "Ain't" not "Aren't" she can't be bothered with proper grammar.

What I want:

Hmmm...I mean almost every guy wants a big tiddy goth girl 😂 (That was a joke!..But if you ARE...👀)