36 Golden Retriever energy. Also, tall.

Hello! Looking for someone who is ready to blow up their entire lives and then ghost each other a week later. Are you in??

I’m 36, married, two kids, live on the east coast, and work a job that is somehow both stressful and under stimulating at the same time (shout out late stage capitalism!). Despite the new profile, this isn’t my first rodeo and I’ve done this before. For whatever reason, I can’t seem to stop myself from coming back here. If that isn’t a huge red flag, I don’t know what is!

I am super jealous reading other people’s posts where they talk about hobbies. I think I used to have some of those before kids but it’s been awhile and I may just be hallucinating. The vast majority of my time is spent working and having my kids not listen to anything I say. When I do find the occasional free moment, I’m either reading (my phone), running (looking at my phone on the treadmill), or listening to a podcast (okay this one actually requires a phone, back off!)

I’m 6’4, in decent shape (let’s call it a young uncle bod), full head of hair, and not terrible looking. If you have a kink for generic looking white dudes (seek help) you’ve come to the right place!

So let’s kick this thing off. Shoot me a message!