37 I’ve had an entire week to come up with a title

…and a post. I’ve got nothing. I’m looking for an online affair that resembles more of an emotional relationship than a sexting relationship. That’s fun and all, but I’m mostly here for the feels and companionship, so sue me. Actually don’t.

There is no good way to predict chemistry, especially online but I will say I gravitate toward the dad next door types (is this trademarked here because if not, I call dibs) with beards who are into sports and outdoorsy shit and can’t name Taylor Swift songs.

If you’re into average mom next door types (already trademarked around here) without the perfect body who doesn’t always have her shit together, I’m right here. Say hi. Or don’t. You do you.

I’d prefer to chat with you on Telegram if we hit it off. It will make it a lot easier for you to ghost me. Yay spooky season.

Please have decent enough grammar and be open to a long term relationship.