38 let's get super passionate for 3 days and never talk again....

Hello there. 38 married dad here. Dadbod certified and tattoos. Average looking on my best day lmaooo.

There's got to be some ironic sarcasm on your end. We've got to be able to riff off each other and be smiling/laughing at our phones all day. That's right, all day. I am able to talk all day and and decent bit of the night.

Yep. I'm trying to catch the feels, fight me. But obvi nothing is changing. Be super cool if you were in the same state as me but not counting on it.

I'm not hung up weight or age or anything so feel free to message me.

Better yet, read this post have a chuckle and think 'that post was kinda funOntario, maybe he'd be fun to talk too'. Then just go on with your life without missing a beat.