38 Toronto /Anywhere. Looking for an ONLINE bf

Like the tittle says, I'd like to meet someone to have an online relationship? Why? Cause my life is a bit complicated, and I crave for the romantic connection. I'm more than willing to explain my situation. This means someone I can text during the day and night, send memes, reels, have calls, exchange funny things and yes also do.. More interesting things if you know you know . I'd prefer people between 25 and 45 yo.

Now to the fun part, I'm very tall, dark hair, dark eyes, not bad looking. Never been married, no kids (don't want neither). I don't drink or smoke. Love gardening, being lazy, I could eat ice cream everyday, I love to cook, paint etc

The not so fun part is that I'm a bit crazy. Not the hot kind of crazy, more like "she can sleep all day and don't eat for 4 days" crazy. If you feel "I can fix her" then dm me

If you only dm me "Hi" or "Hello" I'll probably won't answer. Your pic unlocks mine after some conversation

If after talking a few days you say "Oh I just want something real" I'll hire someone to throw a glass of milk in your car so it smells like something died in there for months.