40 Looking for effort

I'm married and end up doing 90% of the work at home, I'm not doing that here as well. I'm looking for a boyfriend to show up because I want to spoil each other and remind ourselves we deserve happiness too. Even if it's from an internet stranger in your pocket.

Relationship I'm looking for: Zero secrets between us, I don't want us to lie to each other, and have a full relationship outside of our marriages. I'm not happy in mine so I will vent if that's not your thing I totally understand but I need it. We are here to add to each other's lives not pretend we are in fantasy land. I need a boyfriend and everything that goes with it including feels. If you're afraid to fall in love, I'm not you're girl. I also need a lot of attention and need communication throughout the day/ evenings/weekends/holidays so please don't start this when you know come Friday you're gone.

About me: I'm attractive alt girl, that pics comfort over fashion. You'll get way more selfies of me looking like a hot mess being a champion couch potato than makeup and hair done. I'm tall, fit, long brown/red hair, and blue eyes. I am sarcastic and have a dark sense of humor. I'm as close to "one of the guys" as a woman can get while still being a woman. My music taste is all over the place, I love cooking, being outside (and all the things), and my couch.

About you: I'm a picky shallow asshole but I also find a wider variety of men attractive. Tall, ACTUAL dadbod or better, handsome, good sense of humor, and easily offended. I'm not looking for perfection because I am FAR from it but I'm not into obese men but some extra baggage is OK.

I put a lot of effort into writing this so I expect the same amount written to me. I know it's a numbers game and it genuinely sucks for you guys but I don't do copy/paste replies, hey, or 1-2 sentences. If I didn't totally scare you away tell me what snack was discontinued that you wish they would bring back. I just recently posted and got a lot of replies to my ad that were talking about things I never said in the my ad. Do better guys. I'm in PST but I'm open to other places as I go to bed/wake up early