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Hey there!

I’m a 40-year-old dad of one looking to escape and provide escape for our hectic, boring lives.

I get it, sometimes it’s all a bit much and you just need some outside companionship. I’m looking for someone to relax with and, if the vibe is right, have a little sexy fun while I’m at it, and I hope to provide the same for someone special.

I live in Ontario and I’m looking for an online/irl AP/FWB. It’s always a long shot to ask for IRL fun, but I’m very open to that as well.

I am a professional writer by day and dad/househusband by night. Though I lead a busy life in that regard, I try to make time for good conversation, gaming, gardening, and try new recipes (love to cook). My favourite time of the day is early morning when I can enjoy peace with my plants or my weights.

I appreciate someone who is witty, nerdy and sharp as a tack. Short skirt and long jacket are assets but not a requirement.

Those of you who are intrigued may form an orderly queue and send me a chat or message at will. I am on PST time and check my phone throughout the day.

If you read this far, tell me your favourite dad joke!