41 How to lose an OA girl in 10 days

After lurking for way too long in this sub I've figured out the playbook most guys here follow to lose a girl in 10 ~~days~~ steps.

1. Respond to a post just to 'shoot your shot' despite not meeting any of the criteria
2. Copy/paste the same opening lines you use on everyone; don't forget that clever paragraph with all the alliterative adjectives staring with A or F (fit, flirty, fun)
3. Double down with a super helpful comment saying "messaged you" or "if only I was 15 years younger, 7 inches taller and lived on your continent"
4. Don't clean up your comment history - those cringey comments on pics in niche gone wild subs are sure to dazzle her
5. Wait impatiently for an hour for an instant response; maybe check out the scrotes and sunsets on1this site to pass the time
6. After refreshing browser for the 117th time, create your own post complaining about the lack of responses you get and the unfair male to female ratio
7. Post that same post again. Every day. Maybe from different usernames because that's got to be the issue
8. Get that coveted chat/message which isn't from an OnlyFans entrepreneur; immediately respond back using your copy/paste opening lines from step 2
9. Send a few more desperate sounding messages when she doesn't respond within 10 minutes; maybe it's time for the secret weapon? That dick pic you took 7 months ago with the toilet in the background.
10. If by some miracle she responds before you show her your pp, quickly get crushed by guilt waves within a few hours and delete yourself from this site

Did I miss anything? Is this where I tell you all how amazing, athletic and attractive I am?

Happy hump day :)