42 Talented mouth seeks mature ear [online][gmt]

Talented mouth seeks mature ear

I don’t mean to brag, but you need to know I’m a talented linguist. I’m up to an 18 day streak (and counting!) on Duolingo, and I already speak more languages than I have a daily use for. 💅

I like to get high and ramble. My thoughts come out like cold water from a hose, in spurts at first followed by an unending blast until you twist the tap. Be prepared to get wet, and prime the pump regularly.

I like to window shop and play boardgames and lust after strangers and imagine their lust for me. Do we share any hobbies? I look forward to discussing them.

I’m seeking a certain parity. I am married, and you should be too. I am available through most of the day and night on GMT, and you should be too. I am over 35, and you should be too. I am well versed in matters of consent in a BDSM relationship, and you should be too.