45 Suzy looking for her Sam

I'm sitting in a hotel room, having some afternoon cocktails, trying to come up with someone eye-catching or witty or...something...but I'm coming up blank. Guess I'm going to wing this.

I'm 45, obviously married, no kids. I'm 5'6", chubby, fake blonde, grey eyes, some hidden tattoos, grey eyes, a cute slightly crooked smile. I have pics in my history to give you an idea of what I look like. People regularly think I'm 10+ years younger than I am. I work a crazy, demanding job with weird hours. I travel all the time.

Music is my first, and true, love. I listen to everything except country (which makes me irrationally angry). Have a song or artist you'd recommend? I'm dedicated to some series, love to read, love to cook, love getting away to travel, watching movies when I have time (if you understand the title of this post, 1000 points to you!)...I'm witty, sarcastic, and relatively smart. I'll never be invited to Mensa, but it's not like I've had a lobotomy. Good grammar is sexy. Sexually, I have an open mind and try to not yuck other's yums. I like to think of myself as the sprinkles on your vanilla life.

I'm primarily looking for a man online. Haven't had great luck in person, so if you're local or even halfway around the world, here's your chance. I like funOntario, smart men, someone who has his shit together but can still laugh at himself. I obviously have my preferences (thick thighs, cute face, great ass, a sarcastic bastard, etc), but I'm pretty open as long as you're engaging.

Please don't send a lame chat request that says nothing, or even worse, a short message that reads like a short resume.

I want to know the *real* you, the invisible you that is hidden away. Fuck it gets old hiding, right? Stop hiding. Give in for once.

Cheers