45 Looking for an escape from reality? Check. Fun to talk to? Check! Able to write a captivating headline? Well.....

Hey there potential soulmate/person that will ghost me in a few hours/day! Welcome to my post!

My guess is that it will mostly be women who come across this (maybe a few men?) and I consider myself LUCKY that you made it into this post, considering all the options you have. It's tough these days to be a this site man, trying to come up with a super catchy headline. I know you don't care ( why would you?) so lets get right to it shall we?

Lets get right into why you might want to choose to respond to me, and not the rest. I'm going to do a numbered list ( it's like a school outline from back in the day)

1.) I am able to write coherent and grammatically correct sentences. Probably not a "system seller" here with this one

2.) I am fun to talk to ( I think) and not too boring - Maybe more points for this one...like 1.5 points

3.) I am able to critique and make fun of myself as you can see, so I'm not too cocky. (Like 100 points here)

4.) I can make a rhyme on demand ....I mean you got to give me credit, not all posts are like this on this site! (ha)

5.) I am reasonably attractive ( I think so anyway), I am 6'1, brown hair, brown/green eyes 180 pounds average/athletic build.

What I'm looking for!

1.) Woman

2.) Fun to talk to, can generate conversation at least 10% of the time.

I know...big list! Maybe someone out there likes my numbered list and satisfies my list. I know it's a big ask....fingers crossed!

Oh and if you made it this far, please don't let the tons of comments that I am SURE to get make you start thinking , "He's probably overwhelmed so I'm not going to bother", because...you definitely should message me!