47 Online I used all the good stuff in the post; read and see if you're picking up what I'm laying down

**edit** this site chat seems f'ed up. Maybe send a message instead of chat? Blah

I'm a few drinks in, so excuse any rambling or bad grammar....

Hmmm. What should I say? That I'm a 47 year old married chick that works too much, sleeps too little, and is lonely? That I have entirely too little sex? That I don't seek out the spotlight, that I'm better in the shadows?

Nah, fuck that. Too depressing.

That I've recently started reading trashy, kinky books and wish I could write one? *winks*

That I love people watching, trying to figure out what sexy secrets everyone is hiding? Because we, of all people, know **everyone** is hiding something.

That the ache, want, **need** to conneOntario, be seen, be wanted, sometimes makes me want to pop?

How about some basics: Yay to all music except country, because f that twangy noise. Horror movies? Fuck yeah. Sports, especially hockey? Bring it the fuck on, especially if it's done with stabby ice knives strapped to feet. Other honorable mentions: cooking/baking, binging series, reading (even more than trashy books), anything space related, kinks, and 1000 more idiosyncracies that you *hopefully* get to learn. Chubby, blonde, hidden tattoos, sarcastic, caring, giving, and 1000 other adjectives.

What's this charming ball of fun looking for?

*You*, silly. You that wants to be seen, wants to not hide anything. You that can seriously compartmentalize and keep this separate from, ahem, *that*. You that wants fun, and to be sexy, and be kind, and is willing to be unabashedly you as I be unabashedly me.

Scary shit, huh? Surface-level stuff is boring as fuck. Be bold and take a chance, damnit.

I'm blaming the babbling on the rum, but this all still stands. Gimme a shout, let's see what happens. If not, good luck out there!