47 This Whiskey 90 Proof

I live in the SE US... inland enough to withstand rising ocean levels and hurricanes but close enough to the coast to put ten toes down in sand on a whim.

I'm a 7 in the streets and a 10 in the sheets. My coffe cup says: sassy, classy, and a little smart assy - contents and accuracy my vary.

I'm a Sagittarius to a T (Leos to the front of the line). I don't plan my day by my horoscope. It’s fun to think about. That said, I do miss male Leo...energy. (look it up)

I work a normal 9-5 job. Formally educated to be a bean counter. Born to be a trust fund baby. ((The struggle is real)). I'm not looking for butterflies or starry-eyed (star crossed...perhaps :) ) delusion or to be anyone's pocket anything (no - 100x no - stop using that expression) but rather a genuineness that breeds friendship, an openess that encourages vulnerability and a level of commitment to carve out time to write in the pages of each other's lives.

I need a normal dude, with normal physical features but abnormally good humor and self awareness and the good sense to try something twice if the first time was just...meh... one into "manly" things...but reads, can also be a renaissance man, with great hair and a rapier wit...and love parenthetical remarks.

Tl;dr -

The main character, driven by an unfulfilling life with her partner at home, puts feelers out on this site to find a dark, curly haired, French speaking vampire to whisk her off to foreign lands. Upon arrival he fills her days with witty banter, great playlists and makes days like Christmas and every night like New Year's Eve.

Chase it with my 🐱 juice