48 Oh God It's Monday Again. What I Need are Shenanigans!!

Greetings fellow pervs, delinquents, and recidivists!

Here we go again, another week. The weather is getting nicer, and I'm finding that my mind wanders. After some false-starts and a few "not quite right" vibes/near connections, I'm on the search. I'm on the search for anything from a fun conversation (or two, lol) to a full-blown affair.

As I said, I've had some false starts and some conversations that fizzled out, so I'm here (re)posting. I get that this isn't everytone's thing, if this isn't your thing, please know that you can simply keep scrolling.

Disclaimers aside, still with me? Great! I'm 48, married (duh), living just north of Toronto, and am looking for a bit of fun that's not exactly, well... sanctioned.

On the outside: I present as your standard-issue PNW guy. I like flannels! I'm a bit outdoorsy. I dress like I'm headed to the climbing gym instead of the white-collar job that I have. I'm a dad.

I enjoy time in the woods, local parks, and just generally "touching grass". I've been a musician, an artist (neither of which I was particularly good at), and am happiest to spend time in hiking boots, cycling shoes, or just taking a road trip (we really do have so many beautiful areas to explore here). I love my urban landscapes as well, and am a sucker for a nice restaurant or your insider-secret food truck that makes the most amazing (fill in the blank).

I get it, none of that is particularly interesting or unique. We're all kinda-sorta interesting and also a bit typical in our own ways. So why reply to this ad? Great question! The best reason is one that I haven't thought of writing just yet. I'd offer that I have: top-notch OpSec, ZERO interest in changing your situation (or mine), strive to be open-minded, and possess a deep love for the Oxford comma (not every one of these need be relevant) and my fellow humans. I'm much better at banter/back-and-forth than I am writing at-length to illicit a response (I offer this post as evidence).

I'd like to think that I'm a bit funOntario/clever in conversation, open to many kinks, truly enjoy pleasing my partner, and am absolutely not looking for a way out. I'm just looking for a bit of fun. I'm not afraid of passion or connection (yes please to both!), and am not looking for my "excuse to escape". I'm (ironically) quite happy where I am with what I have, I just feel compelled to add to it just a little bit.