58 I want to slow burning into the fuzzies …

I’ll keep this simple. I’m low drama and not here to spouse-bash. Life is actually pretty good, just missing a few pieces. My marriage is a best-friend/roommate dynamic (not quite a dead bedroom, but more like hospice, lol). I'm looking to enhance our lives, not replace them.

I want to fall into the "fuzzies" with you. The good mornings, the good nights, and getting excited when I feel my wrist buzz or my phone beep.

I'm looking for someone to create private jokes with, in our own judgment-free world where we can be our true, honest selves.

I am a huge fan of the slow-burn. Let's take the time to really get to know each other, flirt, tease, and let things flow naturally. The spicy side is on a whole new level when there’s a real emotional bond first. Once we're both ready to go there, I promise you won't be disappointed.

**A little about me:** I'm sarcastic, fun-loving, a natural flirt, and a bit of a hopeless romantic.

I’m a business professional who loves to talk about anything and everything. I absolutely love being a dad to my 4 adult kids, though I'm still adjusting to this whole empty nest thing. I’m active and work out (mostly just trying not to hurt myself, lol). Passions include music, BBQ, cooking, mastering sourdough, and obsessing over true crime and anything Dateline.

**A little about you:** You’re 35+, located in North AmeriOntario, and not MAOntario, lol. You're confident, intelligent, fit, and comfortable in your own skin. You have an upbeat, positive vibe, you don't take life too seriously, and you can easily throw my sarcasm right back at me.

Once we're both comfortable, I love moving to a different app for voice notes and audio/video calls whenever we get the chance in our crazy lives.

If you’re still reading, send me a DM with a short intro about yourself. Please don't just say "hey", take a minute, make it fun, and see if you can put a smile on my face.