A Discerning Review

I’m not great at talking about myself so I thought I’d provide you with some reviews so you can make an evidence-based decision regarding our compatibility.

“You’re a great girl, super fun person! Wish I hadn’t moved away. Oh, can I have your Netflix password again?”
- A college boyfriend

“Super funOntario, articulate, and a great kisser. She’s got a great vocabulary, naughty sense of humor, and a....
- Guy that ghosted me

“MILF with a booty!”
- What I imagine the young man at Food Lion saying when I check out

“You’re okay, I guess. Do you want it hot or cold today?”
- My barista

I’m not interested in a wham, bam, thank you ma’am type of interaction. Let’s do something akin to dating, let’s get entangled without risking Opsec, and then let’s go home to our normal lives.