A Narrated List of Reasons to Date Me 💜

Below, you will find a long, verbose post detailing 20 whole reasons why I think you should date me. But, in the interest of spicing things up, why read through it all yourself when you could listen to it read by the author instead?

Included here is a long, verbose \*retelling\* of the post (with director's commentary) that you may listen through at your leisure to get a feel for me, an idea of what I'm looking for, and what I'm all about:

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For those of you who prefer to read it yourself, the post is as follows:

There are a few different ways you can go about doing this sort of thing, and I tossed around a few different ideas, but ultimately I settled on this. In lieu of an essay describing myself and what I’m looking for, I decided I’d write up a little list with the most compelling reasons I could think of as to why you might want to get to know me and spend some time together. But beforehand, let’s talk basics.

I’m an AMAB Enby with They/She pronouns, and I’m open to dating F, TF, AFAB Enbies, or just generally anyone on that side of the gender spectrum. I wish I could’ve included all of that in the title, but alas, the options are rather limited. As for age, I’d prefer you be somewhere in the 25 to 2500 range, but a few years in either direction isn’t a huge deal breaker. Everything else you might wanna know about either me or the benefits to becoming my partner should be included in the list below, but if not, feel free to ask me anything!

1.) You get to be the cute one.

2.) You get to be the cool one.

3.) I have lots of attention and affection to give, so you can have pretty much all of it you desire.

4.) We can play games together! I’m primarily on PC these days but also own a Switch and PS5. (4a.) You can also watch me play them if that’s more your speed. (4b.) We can also do neither if you’re not at all interested.

5.) We can watch movies or shows together. Lots of movie nights and cuddles! (5a.) I’m a particularly big fan of anything psychological thriller or really any brand of horror, so if that’s your thing too, then huge bonus points. (5b.) I also just love film and the art of cinematography in general, so if you’re ever in the market for being bored out of your head, I can talk to you about that stuff.