Blink and you'll miss it!

You’ll love this bright, non-airy, open floor plan beauty with breathtaking mountains included. Charming size with a less than spacious exterior and a furnace that heats like hell at night, this one will give you almost six ft of entertainment year-round. Garage can be a tight fit, and off-white drapes with no carpet ensure you always feel at home. Wake up each morning with your own personal chef, and drift to sleep at night snuggling up with a good movie.

Has been known to creak towards the end of a long day, can get chilly if poorly treated, and is much more efficient with the more independent type who isn't relying on the property to do everything for them.

For a small down payment of $pizzaandbeer, and monthly instalments of $beingacooldude, you can spend time with this wonder WITHOUT talking to a bank!