Calling me all the time like Blondie

Hello,

I hate introducing myself, so I won’t past, “I’m a stranger, but hopefully not strange.” I am looking for chats about nothing in particular. I do request that we save the deep, depressing, maybe serious chats to someone more equipped. I’m not a therapist, but I do have the capacity to earnestly listen, I just don’t want to today.

Maybe, if we survive past tonight, we can have a deeper conversation about anything you want. Until then, just stick to nonsense or jokes, whatever works. I’ll even lend a hand with some random questions to get us started. Pick one or all and send an answer:

1. What fruit do you think is the most underrated? Why?
2. Have you ever had a bad date, not a dangerous or scary one, but just strange or comically bad? What was the part that pushed the date into the bad category, and what do you think could have improved it enough for a second date?
3. If you could talk to animals, what’s the first animal you’d want to speak to, and what would you say?

There, now let’s spark a conversation. Ideally we will get to voice chat. That is the goal. You can make it silly, nonsensical, whatever you’re in the mood for. No pressure just have fun. Anyone know the song in the title? You’re cool if you do. Talk soon strangers.