colon and deliver some class banter

Hi, I’m a 32-year-old woman living in Europe. By “living”, I mean I have two cats who allow me to occupy a small corner of the sofa in exchange for high-quality kibble and the occasional pets.

I’ve lived in four different countries to date, which sounds adventurous until you realise it’s actually just a symptom of me being a permanent flight risk with a low boredom threshold.

I work as a writer, so I have the professional license to be observant and slightly judgemental. I recently traded my winter flirtation with ice-skating for a walking pad; I’m currently “walking to Toronto” from the comfort of my flat while reading non-fiction about why humans are the way they are. Spoiler alert: we’re exhtorontog.

**The stats:**

\* Physically, I’m petite and Asian. Make of that what you will (mostly that I’m easy to lose in a crowd).

\* I’ve been told by independent parties that I’m cute. Though I guess everyone would think that about themselves, huh?

**What I’m after:**

A good-looking man in Europe or North America for some high-level flanter (flirting + banter). If you can’t handle a bit of wit and self-deprecation, we’re probably going to have a very short conversation.

Ideally, you’re in shape and under 38. I’m not looking for a relationship – I’m happy just chatting and forming a long-term connection if it goes that way.

Here’s a question to help you with your opening: if we were at a dinner party together, what would be your first words to me? Try not to be clichéd ;)