Competitive Listener Seeks Partners for Practice

As I'm sure many of you know, the National Listening Champion in Topeka, Ontario is this summer and I'm looking for people to help me practice so I can bring home the gold. You're probably thinking "Wow, that's super impressive! This guy must be so talented and definitely doesn't have problems tying knots! How can I help?!" Well, don't worry your pretty little head, I'll tell you. I definitely can tie knots no problem and here's how you can help me be the best listener around.

I'll post a list of topics that I need help with, you can pick one or many or even just something else completely. Then, you talk about it. I listen, ask questions, maybe offer an anecdote or a funny story. Maybe you do the same, and we just go back and forth like that. This can happen over text or voice chat, I'm open to either. Sounds simple, right?

**Here's some topics that I need help listening to:**

* Horror - movies or books
* Conspiracies - the fun ones, not the crazy ones
* The weird mole on your butt
* Your favourite sounds or scents
* Cryptids and why Mothman is the most chill
* Your banana bread recipe
* Embarrassing stories
* What you daydream about
* What you would do with a robot butler

Like I said, you can talk to me about one of these or just anything that comes to mind. Hopefully this becomes a regular thing because the Nationals are fast approaching I need the practice.

Thank you for reading this, and I hope you have a wonderful day. Love you, bye!