Dating apps are basically doomscrolling people

If I'm cursed to be a long winded yapper in a world of AI's stealing my em dashes and oxford commas, At least along the way I can promise farm to table human mistake laden messages, and certainly no unsolicited photography

As for what I'm looking for, It's a mix of not knowing and things we want and need in the moment. I love getting to know a soul for any amount of time though, and the fun bunch of people this site brings together never disappoints! Lets talk about whatever is on your mind and see where that adventure takes us shall we? Hopefully we could meet up, see if we vibe IRL if things go well?

A bit of a biased take about myself:

* Texan but educated, certified pretherapized
* I heard the term "Yallternative" that's pretty accurate. I used to be an emo kid, but now It skews a little western, side of greying beard.
* I work out regularly but still have a “dad bod” it’s a work in progress, get in on the ground floor!
* Trees Friendly, vices shouldn't be judged.
* I'm a computer nerd by trade, Hobbies include climbing, yoOntario, gaming.
* I work remote so I’m very flexible with my time
* Childless by choice, Procedure and all (AMA!)
* I'm a fan of a good tease and some sarcasm, lets not take ourselves too seriously. Give me a chance and I've been told I'm pretty funOntario.

Things you could be:

* Witty and interested in holding a conversation.
* Props if you're willing to actually share about yourself, if its like pulling teeth, well I'm no dentist.
* Bonus points if you want to share your hobby with me, tell me all about your latest hyper-fixation!
* Interested in taking care of yourself. I spend time working on myself in one way or another, and want to share that with someone on a similar journey
* Let’s not get too wild here though, mental health is important, and pizza is valid medication.

Optional bonuseses: If you game, if you’ve got an alternative aesthetic, if you’re curvy. Those are definitely bonus’s for me. None of that is required, a solid conversation is the lead here, I’m looking for a friend first maybe benefits later. I'm willing to trade pictures if you'd like, mutual attraction can be important all the same.