Follow up Course 2: Advanced Techniques

Due to the overwhelming success of my first course, I’m back with the silver medal course of becoming the top of the pecking order in the Online Affairs birds nest.

If you haven’t had the chance to complete Course 1 feel free to catch up on my page before you’re left behind and miss out on that 3 day connection you crave so desperately.

Ok: Let’s level up.

Profile Preparation:

1. Choose the perfect username.

Something subtle and mysterious like “SecretFunGuy69” or “DiscreetDadLooking.” Women love intrigue, and nothing says intrigue like a username that immediately tells them your exact intentions and approximate maturity level.

2. Your bio should be vague yet poetic. Write things like: “Just a normal guy seeking something real.” Avoid details at all costs. Mystery is key. Women prefer slowly discovering that “normal guy” actually means married, emotionally unavailable, and living three time zones away.

3. Mention discretion repeatedly.

Words like “discreet,” “very discreet,” “extremely discreet,” and “discretion is important to me” should appear at least six times. This reassures everyone that you absolutely won’t accidentally like their Instagram photo from 2017 at 2:14am.

4. Your hobbies should sound adventurous.

Say things like hiking, travelling, cooking, and working out. These hobbies don’t have to be things you actually do — they’re simply aspirational traits that you hope to acquire once you stand up from the couch.

5. Always claim you’re a great conversationalist. This prepares them for the deep and meaningful discussions ahead such as: “How was your day?”

“Nice.”

“What are you wearing?”

Messaging Strategy:

1. Open with confidence.

A strong opener like “Hey” or “Hi there” lets her know you’re a man who values efficiency and doesn’t waste time with unnecessary effort.

2. Immediately ask where she’s from. Geography is crucial. - even though this is an ‘Online’ affairs group. This ensures that after a few promising messages you can discover you live on the other side of the world which is the cornerstone of every successful affair.

3. Respond quickly… then disappear. Send six messages in two minutes showing peak enthusiasm, then vanish for three days. This is called strategic emotional pacing.

4. Use compliments carefully.