Gamer Grill Instruction Manual

Gamer Grill Model 19.0™, hair: red (sort of), eye colour: blue. Made in Canada. Internationally exported. May not be hot enough to grill your meat but can tell you the spawn patterns of the MW2 campaign!

***Language:*** English

***Product dimensions:*** (Size: small) 5'4

Packaged in 100% biodegradable material! **WARNING**: You may suffer from eye strain due to brightness/paleness of packaging. Outdoor usage not recommended; may cause product discolouration.

***Parts:***

\- Bobs and vegana

\- An overly-offensive sense of humour

\- Tommy Wiseau GIFs

\- A games library (PC) that is so extensive yet so empty (It should be specified that the term "extensive" is used in comtorontoon to other competitors who only possess the gamer grill starter pack of Stardew and League. Product is an ex-Playstation pleb. Made the switch to PC in 2019 if memory serves.)

\- An embarrassing amount of hours in Far Cry 5 (of all games)

\- A bucket-load of social awkwardness

\- Gamer girl bathwater (obviously)

\- A love for most music but especially classics

\- An obsession for chasing nostalgia

***Assembly:*** This product is pre-assembled for your convenience (or inconvenience).

***Does NOT include:***

\- Political-correctness

\- A soul

\- Competency

\- Motivation

***Usage directions:***

\- Message manufacturer about yourself; do **NOT** just message "hey" or "22m". This includes but is not limited to questions, jokes and pickup lines. **They MUST be accompanied by an introduction of substance.** (I know that telling you to have some personality is rich coming from someone who's literally writing a point-by-point instruction manual as their post, but seriously people!)

\- Have patience and don't get passive-aggressive if product does not respond every hour of every day. (I'll do my best, but I do have a lot of stresses going on in my real life at the moment and sometimes that's more important.)

\- Be willing to play games with, voice call, and maybe even watch stuff with product over Discord!

\- If you wish to make product laugh, just make any kind of offensive joke.

\- Video game, MCU, or other movie references will score bonus points.

Patented 2002

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