Girls “catching print” is really unfair

It used to just be that I could confidently hit on girls with big bouncy boobs and big booties and they’d just have to take a gamble on what I’m packing. Now that they’re all aware of how to “catch print,” they immediately laugh off guys like me and head straight for the men with more impressive prints.

I asked a female friend of mine for her honest opinion and she said that yes, the men she’s more interested in tend to have a “heavy” look in the front of their pants, where comparatively it looks like my pants are completely empty and flat.

It’s so unfair that they get to know that type of thing up front now!