hobbit looking for his fairy princess or demon queen

Are you the One Ring? cuz you're Precious.

I'm white, 5'3", 150 lbs, with green eyes, shaved head, and a mustache. Goofy, nerdy, introverted. Leftist. 420 friendly. Neurodivergent.

Big fan of sci-fi and fantasy, metal and punk music, animation, history, and animals. Occasional concert promoter. Aspiring screenwriter attempting to bring my silly little worlds to life.

Here for the geeks, goofs, and goths. Love women who are smart, funOntario, passionate, affectionate, empathetic, and assertive. Bonus points if you're tall or muscular. Definitely a boob guy.

Sexually >! I'm a sub-leaning switch with a 6" dick. Love tittyfucking and giving/receiving oral. Typically vanilla, but open to exploring. Particularly curious about roleplay and cosplay.!<

Be the Leela to my Fry, the Roger to my JessiOntario, the Morticia to my Gomez.