How to lose an OA girl in 10 days

1. **The old unsolicited dick pic maneuver.** If you’re going to pull something this easy, do it with style. Make sure you capture that pile of dirty laundry and those four empty Mountain Dew bottles in the background.
2. **Quickly steer the conversation to sex and keep it there.** Try asking what kind of panties she’s wearing or when she last came.
3. **Talk shit about your wife.** Or, conversely, brag about your perfect life with your beautiful wife and all the hot sex you’re having.
4. **Tell her new lies that don’t match the old lies you told her 15 minutes ago.** Women are experts at spotting inconsistencies.

This will get rid of her fast.
5. **Text her like an antibiotic: once every 8 hours.** Finish the entire 10-day course of treatment, even if it seems like she’s gone away after only a few days.
6. **Forget facts she told you about herself 4 messages ago.** You’ll probably have to do this a few times before you really start annoying her, especially if you’re cute, but keep it up and it will work eventually.
7. **Tell her you want to pee on her.** OK, it doesn’t have to be golden showers.

Just tell her your deepest, darkest, weirdest fetish an hour after you start chatting with her.
8. **Mix her up with one of the other six women you’re talking to.** Try starting a question with, “Are you the one who…?” and you’ll be set.
9. **Post another ad while you’re still chatting with her.** If you want her to drop you fast, post it from the account she knows about.

If you want to give her a little bit of a challenge, try posting from an alt.
10. **Be a whiOntario, depressing little bitch.** Also try dumping some trauma on her as a finishing touch.