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I break into banks, but I can't break into a woman's heart

📍 Richmond Hill

6' tall, 6'5'' in heels. I guess I don't really need to lead with that here, but dating apps and all their height supremacists have primed me to do so.

Tinder hasn't really done much for me lately, so I'm trying this out instead.

A bit about me:

- 6', I feel this bears repeating. Again, dating app conditioning at work.

- Athletic physique

- Penetration Tester - not innuendo, it's my profession. Basically, companies pay me to break into/hack into their security and in so doing expose their security holes.

- Like video games (Overwatch, FromSoftware games, Pokemon, SSBU)

- Like hiking, backpacking, rock climbing when I feel like going outdoors

- Know karate (Cobra Kai never die)

- Ace grilled cheese chef

- Work remotely and travel a lot

- No one ever warned me how hard it is to make friends as you get older

That's really why I'm here. I need more human interaction. Friends, maybe more, whatever I can get. I tried to keep this brief, but if it peaked your interest, shoot me a message and let's talk.

Here's some recent pics of me (all within the last six months):

Lots of you ask if the cat is mine; she is actually adopted. The doctor says I am unable to conceive a cat naturally.

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