I can probably make you laugh

Talk about anything. I'm not looking for a date, you perv; I just like talking with and listening to people. NSFW because you never know (you perv). I'm 5'10'', 170lbs, and not terrible-looking, if that helps (it shouldn't, but we're all a bunch of shallow fucks).

I'm fine with trading SFW pictures, just in case you wanna make sure you're not talking to whatshisname, from The Whale. I live with my son and my dog. My dog is epileptic (or maybe just an amazing break-dancer, not sure). My son is not. I'm bored, so let's make fun of something together.