i need to get messyyy!

OKAY LISTEN i need to be upfront about something because apparently im incapable of being normal. i have literally ZERO gag reflex AND i produce an INSANE amount of spit like i dont even understand where it all COMES FROM but its A LOT and when i say messy i mean MESSY like you will need towels plural maybe several towels honestly

like im talking full on sloppy chaotic wet disaster and im NOT apologising for it because honestly?? its kind of impressive??? like i should be studied by science or something because HOW does one person make this much saliva it doesnt even make SENSE but here we are and if youre still reading then you're either intrigued or concerned and both are valid but hopefully intrigued

ALSO and this is important. i LIKE it messy. like i WANT it all over my face i think its the hottest thing ever and guys seem to LOVE it when a girl is actually INTO that??? like genuinely enthusiastic about getting absolutely covered and messy and just embracing the chaos of it all. some girls are weird about it but im like BRING IT ON make me a mess i LOVE it

im 25 and genuinely just SO enthusiastic about this whole thing like i COMMIT okay when i do something i do it with my WHOLE heart and also apparently my whole salivary gland system because again. SO MUCH SPIT. its EVERYWHERE by the end and i think thats perfect actually

if you want someone whos gonna be an absolute MESS and LOVE every second of it and make everything chaotic and wet and probably need multiple towels then hi hello its me!!! if you want someone who thinks getting messy is awkward or embarrassing then keep scrolling this aint it

message me if you can handle true chaos if you want someone whos GENUINELY into it

im a disaster and i LOVE it and i think you will too