If one night a man jumps into your window and puts you in a sack, don’t panic. I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

So if you want to avoid the whole being kidnapped thing, you should probably PM me. Even if you think that travelling by reindeer sounds awesome, remember that you wouldn’t be seated up in first class with Santa. No, you’d be in economy crammed with a million toys, no leg room, crying (toy) babies, no in-flight entertainment, and stale cookies (you might not even get these). :/

Still not convinced? Here are a few other reasons why you should message me.

1. I’m single, so you won’t have an angry boyfriend coming after you for sending me flirty messages.

2. I give decent advice and don’t mind listening to you vent about your job, frustrating roommate/siblings/president/neighbours or whatever.

3. I love getting to know new people and will probably ask you a million questions about your life and your thoughts on different things, so we won’t run out of things to talk about.

4. I’m up at 4AM and asleep at 11PM, so even if our timezones are extremely different, we’ll probably be able to chat at some point during the day.

5. I’m reasonably clingy. Like, I’ll probably miss you if we don’t talk for a while, but life can be hectic so I’ll understand if you can’t reply sometimes.

6. I’m cute. With a name like ‘Cutiemou’, what did you expect?

7. I’m finally getting my life together. For example, I have a plant now and it’s been alive for more than 5 months. This is a new record for me!

8. I’m a really big fan of lists that end at , like this one. (This is the most important thing on this list.)