I’m With the Personality Census

Hi there! I’m going door to door collecting vital information for the census. We need to determine the percentage of people that prefer cats that \*also\* would vote to approve the All Movies Should Be Mixed Genre proposition. Our counters have received sensitivity training and will probably not roast you. If they do simply pull the tab on the jacket to inflate.

1. You are tiOntario. Think Secret World of Arietty or Honey I Shrunk the Kids. Where do you want to live?
2. If you could only use one condiment for the rest of your life, what would it be? What would be the worst Frankenstein food this would create?
3. You are a wedding party member at the one celebrity wedding you would truly care about attending, between X and Y. What are you requesting from the DJ?
4. You can change the color of the ocean and the sky at will. You \*have to\* do this at least once a year, but you could switch back if you wanted after a day. What colors are you selecting for the sky and ocean when changed, and how often?
5. You have decided to go allllllll the way in on Halloween this year. Insane in. Months in advance in. The kind of in that only Heidi klum is familiar with. What is your costume (give a little detail here! Batman suit is a valid answer I just need you to look inward and know it is also one I have no follow up questions to. I guess you could tell me if you plan to do Pattinson eyeliner or have silly little reverse raccoon circles. Hahaha okay actually I’ve come around on the Batman thing)

In case it needs to be said, there aren’t right answers 😂 All I care is that you’re an adult with some effort in your responses! Come argue, maybe it’ll turn out I’m nice and the real treasure wa- well I won’t spoil it. ☺️