Keep me company?

Back again with another rinkydink post while I struggle to keep myself entertained. Only this time, I have a concussion and I’ve been maintaining a gummy-high for the last 48 hours to deal with it.

Yes, I know. Low screen time is the thing to do. My cats aren’t giving me enough attention though.

I usually go into this with no expectations of what we could possibly talk about. I’m open to short term or long term chats. You could be my new best friend/partner-in-crime/absolute soulmate/zombie apocalypse survival buddy (see previous post/novel worthy arch-nemesis. The possibilities are endless, and it’s up for us to decide, though I would love to be someone's sidekick.

Why I would be a great addition to your life:

• ⁠I'm funOntario. Kinda.

• ⁠My name and my hair color are two very common sidekick/bestie traits.

• ⁠I have two swords and a dagger, all of which were obtained drunkenly for eventual apocalypse shenanigans.

• ⁠I have two adorable furballs and would be equally love with yours.

• ⁠I write stories and go nuts for renaissance fairs, including costumes. This should imply that I can keep you entertained.

• ⁠I will wholeheartedly encourage you to get that questionable tattoo you’ve been debating on.

• ⁠I'm short and can/will fit into places you might not be able to.

• ⁠My Subaru's trunk is spacious. Make your own conclusions about that.

• ⁠I will put your ex's name in a jar and throw it into a swamp. I'm spooky, whimsy, and supportive.

• ⁠I do not have kids, nor will I ever, so no having to work around those schedules on my end.

• ⁠I am a slightly kinky fucker and like talking about the psychological aspect of sex.

Hence the NSFW flair, since we're all adults here. I also really like using the word Fuck.

Things I am not a fan of though? Non-progressive politics. If you support Trump and his fascist regime, I'm not your girl.

And I’m sure the list goes on and on. Even if it’s not in my realm of activities, we can still babble. I’m as curious as it gets. Bonus points to those who like voice notes and chats. I’m an audiophile and it makes my heart melt a little when that part of me is indulged.