Let’s be excellent to each other!

I’m probably here for a similar reason. Please don’t make this weird! I’m not here for unsolicited dick pics or general dumbfuckery. What I am is someone who has been begging for attention only to have everything else take priority. I’m so ready for fun - not only sex but good conversation, joking, and random messages that makes you smile.

About me — everyone thinks I’m an extrovert but I’m really an introvert with a lot of opinions and a smart mouth. I worked in accounting for years and have recently found my passion in the medical cannabis industry. I’m 5’5”, 36DD, on the thick side (size 10-12, if you’re into lean athletic types then I’m probably not for you, and that’s ok!) I’ll make you laugh but I’m all for open and honest communication. I feel like the more I type, the more awkward I sound so I’ll leave it here. I hope to hear from you if I sound like your cup of Earl Grey.