Looking for a Friend as much as the Benefits with a discreet guy

Trying this again, hopefully with better results lol

I travel to the Oak Brook area (not OB, but close enough) regularly, like every couple days, for work, and I'd love to find a discreet guy to be a friend as well as have lots of fun benefits. I can host all the time.

What you'll get: a dorky 44 year old chick in all her dorky glory. Unabashedly myself, with imperfections and all. Blonde, chubby, funOntario, kinky as the day is long. I'm passionate about music, love horror movies, am open- minded and caring, love to laugh and am 99% sarcasm, have some tattoos, and am just long when I'm in the suburbs. My belly is the bane of my existence, but I'm working on it.

Who I'm looking for: A guy near my age (seriously, I'm just not into 20something yesr olds - I'm not a MILF) who wants a discreet friend with all sorts of fun benefits. I don't have a single type, but I do love intelligence, a wicked sense of humor, great thighs and an ass to die for, or any combo of them. Imperfections are sexy as fuck, and I'm not afraid to tell a man he's out of my league lol Can't help it, I'm a realist.

I don't like using this site chat, so send me an actual message? Tell me about yourself, or anything but just "Hey, let's meet up". First impressions still count.

If I'm not your cup of tea, I hope you find who you're looking for!